of course I take the nice photo of myself with my stuff after half of it’s already been sold. and why did no one want the candy corn and eggplant? :<

anyway, yay my very first craft fair! I was worried that my colorful things with cute faces on them were going to be really out of place among all the robots and tesla coils and soldering workshops, but turns out, families bring their kids to these shows, and man oh man do kids love my shit. I had people coming up to me going, “oh so these are the moustaches everyone is talking about” and telling me they saw my Etsy shop online beforehand, which made my ego balloon to celebrity status. also I got a lot of offers for my Daft Punk helmet (which I brought just to display, not sell), which is crazy because it’s chipped everywhere and super sloppy up close. and I must’ve gone through at least 100 business cards, most of them being people just taking them from the table or asking me for them. 

so great success? moar pls? 

PS: in case you’re wondering why it looks like it’s taking me every ounce of energy to smile here, it’s because I probably got a collective 10 hours of sleep this past week. putting faces on stuffed food is no joke.

ready to make Bonnaroo a more magical and terrifying place for all.

my favorite part of me is my heterochromia. 

(and not just because it makes me feel like a Final Fantasy 10 character.)

building the Bonnaroo wardrobe, retail therapy style.

memoirs of a dominatrix where’s Waldo. 

if this is any indication of what the summer has in store for me, then I should probably invest in a sturdier helmet.

dear bags under my eyes,

can’t you tell I’m trying to look cute here? please go away. you’re more than welcome to come back on days I want nothing to do with the outside world.

xoxo,

me~

with friends like me, who needs facial expressions?

me wielding the soul power gun at an of Montreal show in 2008.

holy shit that was four years ago.